Hot Dogs, Tweets, and Cross-dressers: Week 7 in Review

Week 7 was not the most competitive week in the history of the NFL.  Outside of the New Orleans comeback and a couple of others, most of these games were decided pretty early.  Still, anytime you have a coach cross-dressing, a QB causing a controversy via a hot dog, and an epic Twitter meltdown, then you've got some points-worth activities.

Week 7

+1 Minnesota Vikings via Miss Childress - So Coach thinks the best way to teach his team to treat flight attendants with respect is by cross-dressing in heels and boarding the plane (story here)?  How do we have no pictures of this yet?

+1 New York Jets via Oscar Meyer - His Coach didn't appreciate it, but is Mark Sanchez eating a hot dog any different than drinking some Gatorade, other than that one replenishes you and the other makes you feel like you swallowed a handful of rocks?

-1 Washington Redskins via Being a Complete Mess - So your head coach has been relegated to basically a spectator while a guy who was a Bingo caller a few months ago is calling plays?  Meanwhile you're holding midseason press conferences to announce you won't be firing your coach anytime soon?  And I'm sure Daniel Snyder was only banning those signs for "security and comfort".

+1 Buffalo Bills via 2 Sneaky Wins - Now that everyone has completely written off the Bills, they've won 2 straight road games and are getting back near .500. Of course, that 6-3 loss at home to Cleveland has to be one of the worst losses of the year and the fact that they'd be 3-2 with that win makes it even worse

+1 Cincinnati Bengals via Ced's Revenge - “I continue to be as graceful as I can be,” he said. “I’m not shoving anything in anybody’s face. Like I say, it wasn’t a revenge day for me. I just wanted to take advantage of the opportunities.” Riiight....

-1 Kansas City Chiefs via Larry Johnson's Twitter - It's not just what he said, it's about the fact that outbursts like that are going to ruin Twitter for the rest of us.  If teams start banning it, I'm going to miss out on things like Nate Robinson tweeting from his car while being pulled over , Kevin Durant doing play-by-play of every movie he sees, and really just anything OchoCinco says.  Please tweet responsibly.

And now, time for some cuts...